" I look at kissing like this: kissing is fine if you like it, but it's a free country and nobody should be forced to do it."
--Elementary school boy, 7

"He was known as a cereal killer."
--High school student

"Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
--Third grade student

"The amount of education you have determines your loot in life."
--Anonymous student

"When a boy reaches adulthood he says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery."
--High school student